January 2011
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Jan 1st
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December 2010
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Dec 30th
More support
mom: are you wearing boxers or briefs these days?
me: boxerbriefs
mom: you need to pick one or the other
me: they're called boxerbriefs, they're tight boxers
mom: you need more support than boxers. briefs it is. merry christmas
Dec 30th
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“Extroverts are more susceptible to sleep deprivation after social interaction.”
– Sleep is a complex process, and its benefits have been repeatedly confirmed by experimentation; it helps people process new languages, improves physical performance and reaction time, and generally makes us function better than people who sleep less. Oddly, though, studies show that extroverts are...
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
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SantaLeaks
newyorker: SantaLeaks: an analysis of more than a hundred thousand documents recently leaked by a disgruntled elf has revealed several surprising facts about the North Pole’s most famous citizen. · Santa and several top elves colluded to circumvent a ban on Chinese-made toys, despite pressure from the North Pole community to deliver only toys made locally. · Santa has, over the years, acted to...
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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